Phrasebook - Lonely planet: british language & culture (3rd ed)

We're chuffed to bits to present this tour of Ole Blighty's lingo. It's the dog's bollocks! Try it out on the lads down your local, have a few pints, don't worry about sounding naff - if it all goes pear-shaped, wait for the sound of 'Oh, bless!' as theypat you on the back and buy you another bevvie.